So Taggr's watching the AMAs simply because Shady was mentioned in the commercials. Completely unsurprised as Michael Jackson steals all the awards just cuz he's dead (love him, grew up listening to him, I can say this shit, 'kay?). Anyways, I was watching the performances and, GASP, another annoyance is sneaked into the act. WHY do female artists feel compelled to sigh and moan during their songs? I really want to know why they sound like they're being boned either live on stage or in the recording studio. Are they constantly being molested while singing into the mic?

Now, I'm sure, no, wait... POSITIVE that some of my own favorite artists have done this, so I'm not ragging on anyone in particular. All I'm saying is, can these whores keep their sex sounds in the bedroom instead of in my eardrums? I'm tired of hearing their vain attempts to give guys hard-ons over headphones, through the TV, or from on stage. I understand maybe during a 'romantic' or actual sex-related song, but NOT in EVERY. LAST. VERSE. PLEASE. Kthnx.

~Taggit